A Belated Week in Review

-  SEC play started and it felt like it never did.  Seriously, Awwburn used to be a huge game.  Now it felt like we should be paying the poor b-stards for showing up.
-  Fact:  If there is ever a hurricane headed for Louisiana, let's just trot out Jeremy Hill.  He will march straight into that f-cker and run so hard the rain will stop.
-  Jawja.  Great work with North Texas.  I may regret taunting you, but seriously, that was embarrassing.
-  And where the hell do you think you're going, Bama?  BUT PAWWWWWWWWWWLLLL I BET SBAN WAS JESS TRYIN NOT TO 'BARRASS HIS OLD OFFENSIVE CO'RDINATER. False.  This would have been the perfect time for Saban to open up the box that all people like he has, and that box is called "insults that you forgot, but f-ck you I remember them."  Jordan has one.  I bet Saban has one.  And if he were truly dominant as a football coach/team, he would have gone for two when they were up by 40 and then stared across the field, pointing, "The Shining" style, while muttering the words "THAT WAS FOR UAB."
-  How did the narrative of the LSU game turn from "LSU, apparently not the Swamp People of College Football we thought three weeks ago" to "LSU, why are you not sharpening that knife so you can disembowel your opponents?"  I agree, I like a good throat/skull stomping...but seriously...LSU won in a convincing fashion against a team not named "(state name) State" or "(Cardinal compass direction) (state name)"
-  Why does love always feel like a battlefield, Jordin Sparks?  Because no matter how much you love your team, your quarterback will occasionally show you all the things you hated from a year ago and just throw and awful, awful pick.  THAT'S WHY, SO GO AND GET YOUR ARMOR.
-  Have I watched this Lady Gaga commercial will the chipmunks 25 times?  Yes.  Is there something wrong with that?  Better Question:  Is there something wrong with beauty?  Because that's really what you're asking.  -  Have you ever drank so much that you got embarrassed that you were embarrassed about your drinking?  No reason, just asking.